David and Maria wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, followed by a safe and prosperous 2022. Also, we would like to thank all of our business customers, followers and friends, and look forward to either a Wedding or Brand Photography session with them in the New Year. We hope that you all got the presents that you wanted, but seeing as Santa is now either blind drunk or has collapsed from exhaustion, here is another car related post for you, looking forward to the days when we can drive across Europe again ….
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people ina Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa foura" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly.
"Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one ona me!", replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro meansa foura. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breakinga the lawa."
The German driver replies angrily, "You Dumkopf !! Call your Zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come.
He'sa busy witha 2 guys ina Fiat Uno.
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